5. The Grim Reaper and the Sickle attack on the late Arumugam's funeral day

Chronicles of a Bachelor enjoying the Fruits of marriage. Chapter 5.  The Grim Reaper and the Sickle attack on the late Arumugam's funeral day

Matthew 19:12 For there are eunuchs who were born thus from their mother’s womb, and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He who is able to accept it, let him accept it.”

Marriage Not for everyone

Poorkodi's father Arumugam was the leader of Ambedkar's movement for the downtrodden in Karnataka in the 1970s. 

However, Arumugam, the man fighting for the downtrodden and social justice could not provide any semblance of Social Justice to his own family. He 'allowed' Poorkodi and her vultures to leave a lot of LEGITIMATE seed of the family disinherited in his many 'purported wills'.

Arumugam tried to get his daughter Poorkodi married many times, including one proposal with the son of Ambedkar. However, Poorkodi was very choosy, and did not get married. 

There was another suitor Sigamani. Sigamani was a Tamilian who had a dark complexion. Poorkodi thought that she was an aristocratic lady, who couldn't cope with low-class persons.

But, Sigamani thought that Poorkodi was NOT a WOMAN enough!  

Marriage is not for everyone!

Ambedkar's son went on to marry someone else. 

However, the unsuitable eternal spinster Poorkodi remembered Ambedkar's son as an unnatural soul-tie, and forced her eldest sister to name her son 'Yes-I-want' after Ambedkar's son. 

And, Poorkodi remained a spinster eating happily ever after, her favourite dish of Goat's testicles.

The late Dr Madhusudan helped in at least FOUR Shotgun weddings for his two sisters and in-laws.   It is a sad day for parents to see their children pass before them.

The late Madhusudan's father was Arumugam. Arumugam, the freedom fighter and champion of the downtrodden died decades after the death of Madhusudan. The SICKLE was not an icon which he would have liked.

On the death of Arumugam, a strange will surfaced which included THREE SONS,one unmarried daughter,and one MARRIED DAUGHTER---------------but EXCLUDED one ELDER SON, THE DAUGHTER OF of the deceased eldest SON Dr Madhusudan (Who invested in the Site), and rest of the MARRIED DAUGHTERS.

The evil and selfish Duryodhana was a son of the Only Married daughter to profiteer from the Evil Will which surfaced.

The beneficiaries of the will ran haywire, and a dastardly sickle attack was carried on against names not included in the will. Injuries included a Slashed Wrist of the family member Yes-I-want.

Neighbours called the police, and few Villains cooled their heels in JAIL. Among the villains was Gaurav. They were bailed out by the eternal spinster Poorkodi after explanation that it was a MINOR family squabble.

It was a day of celebration for the GRIM REAPER. And a day of mourning turned into a day of CRIME, BLOOD FLOW & MURDER ATTEMPT.

If it was not for Dr Madhusudan, there would have been many absentees in the family, and the women would have been abandoned as loose women.

"The Wolf in the Sheep's clothing" fornicated with another wolf, and delivered the Black sheep of the family. 

The cloned Black sheep of the family 'Duryodhana' tried to act as the 'LEGITIMATE' representative of the family. However, as Poorkodi said, he was the ILLEGITIMATE representative of the family (unauthorized to perpetrate acts of instigation against the legitimate fatherless child).

Rose West married Dr Madhusudan for 42 months, till a Cruel "accident" took him away. Dr Madhusudan had 1 legitimate daughter. His scooter was tampered on multiple occasions by the mechanic Baalaji.

The adulterous Baalaji and Bloodson tampered with the scooter of Dr Madhusudan leading to a fatal accident. 

Bible and True Widows

1 Timothy 5:5-13

NOT A TRUE WIDOW

a. Qualifications for those who can be taken into the number (9-10)

            1) Not under sixty years of age

            2) The wife of one man

            3) Well reported for good works

            4) Has brought up children

            5) Has lodged strangers

            6) Has washed the saints' feet

            7) Has relieved the afflicted

            8) Has diligently followed every good work

         b. Reasons to reject younger widows (11-13)

            1) When they begin to grow wanton against Christ, they desire to marry

            2) Casting off their first faith, they have condemnation

            3) They learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house as busybodies and gossips

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Events are true and character sketches are disguised to protect their identity.

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